Dick Cheney
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Calling it?s previous position against human cloning ?a
mistake,? the Bush Administration has announced that Vice-
President Dick Cheny is to be the first human being to be
cloned. The Vice-President is said to be ?excited? by the
prospect of being duplicated. It is anticipated that the clone
will grow to maturity in about two years, as it will be
generated exclusively from tertiary follicle cells centrifuged
with the patented cloning mixture cloneaid.
George W. Bush, wiping perspiration from his brow as he
spoke, said, ?I am just elated about this new technology. It?s
going to be a tremendous boon to this White House and a
blessing for the Cheney family.?
When asked if ordinary Americans would be able to avail
themselves of the technology, the President said, ?The
average American doesn?t need to be cloned. How would that
benefit the country?? White House religious advisor, the Rev.
Frederick "Fred" Rael, explained that human cloning will be
restricted to ?appropriate persons.?
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