A particle physicist has announced that the universe could turn to jelly. If this happens, the gel-effect will spread at the speed of light from its point of origin until the entire universe has gelled.
Dr. Benjamin Allanach has stated that the probability of this happening is less than that of winning the world’s biggest lottery twice in the same day. Dr. Allanach delivered his remarks at the British Association Festival of Science in Glascow. His remark that “the universe could suddenly condense into jelly” was greeted with consternation.