No, not the usual depressing ones about global warming, upcoming war and a bad economy. These are the kinds of signs that make the day brighter. Who knows if they’re real? Despite the recent worm that seems to have killed a great deal of e-mail, these managed to make it through. Keep reading?
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:”We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:”Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
At a Proctologist’s door:”To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck:”We repair what your husband fixed.”
On a Plumber’s truck:”Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza Shop Slogan:”7 days without pizza makes one weak.”