Vatican insiders have suggested that Mother Teresa ofCalcutta was actually a man. Guiseppe Calzone was born inNaples on August 26, 1910. “It was a mixup,” the Vaticanexplained. “She did not realize that she was male.” Born ofan extremely devout Catholic family, nobody, including her,ever observed her genitals, and when as a teenager sheannounced that she wished to become a nun, it was justnaturally assumed that she must be female.

A Calcutta coffinmaker observed, to his astonishment, thatthe corpse that was brought to his shop for preparation byMother Teresa

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