If Osama bin Laden is killed, he becomes a martyr to the Wahhabite cause. If he is imprisoned, his supporters will be inspired to take hostages to gain his release.

This will work:

Special forces units should capture him, take him to the nearest willing hospital, and have a sex change operation performed on him. The ‘she’ can be returned to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

Thanks to D. Rose

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