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A Solution to the bin Laden Problem...

Wednesday, October 3, 2001

If Osama bin Laden is killed, he becomes a martyr to the Wahhabite cause. If he is imprisoned, his supporters will be inspired to take hostages to gain his release.

This will work:

Special forces units should capture him, take him to the nearest willing hospital, and have a sex change operation performed on him. The 'she' can be...

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Closing in on Osama

Monday, October 1, 2001

It is likely that Osama bin Laden's hideout has been located. A complex game of cat-and-mouse is being played out in world media as well as on the ground in Afghanistan. For some days, it has been believed that Osama bin Laden was in a tunnel complex dug in northeastern Afghanistan, in the Ourzugan area. To further this belief, the Taliban sent...

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