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Strieber Implant Burns

The implant in Whitley Strieber's left ear that uses mindcontrol to force him to continuously talk about it burstinto flames on Monday and burned to the ground. Now it'sgone and he has no further reason to mention it in any waywhatsoever for any reason. Strieber was once again tellingfriends over dinner about the implant when it made acrackling noise, then went up in a puff of smoke. As all ofhis dinner guests were asleep, none of them witnessed theevent, and his camera had just been eaten by the dog, so hegot no photographs.

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