Dr. Roger Leir's daughter Chrissie has eaten all nine of the alien implants that he has removed from patients over the past three years.
The child, 5, was rushed to a local hospital, where she was found to be in good health. Attempts to X-ray her stomach failed after all six X-ray machines in the hospital broke down during her testing process.
She now causes watches to stop, cars to turn off mysteriously, and streetlights to blink out when (and if) she passes under them.
Dr. Leir said, "This is a definite setback, but we have to get on with it. I expect to be removing another implant in just a few weeks."
Crissie says, "they taste like duck." The implants were kept in a jar in Dr. Leir's home refrigerator.
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