Forget the "blonde" jokes--it turns out that big-breasted women have higher I.Q.s. Yes, a recent study of over a thousand women revealed that those with larger breasts score about 10 points higher on an I.Q. test than their flatter-chested sisters. In Helium.com, Terrence Aym writes that "Society has also depicted women such as glamour queens and sex-goddesses Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield and Jane Russell as sexy, but dumb. Yet all who knew them personally attested the three were very smart women."
Larger breasts have a natural appeal for men, and sociologists believe that this may be instinctual, since it would mean that their children would be smarter (although we can get along without brains if we have to).
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