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Residents of Lardal, Norway observed a UFO near power lines
and reported it to local police. After an investigation of the
area, authorities have dismissed the sighting as an exploding
housecat.
The cat allegedly exploded after climbing an electrical pylon
and stepping on a live electrical line. One witness said, "a
huge fireball appeared above the power lines, then floated
slowly to the ground." Local police found the charred body
of
a cat in the area where residents said that the UFO
descended.
A Norwegian government spokesman declared during a press
conference called to explain the situation to media in Oslo,
that no UFO crash retrieval effort is planned at this time.
Norwegian Air Force officials declined to comment.
The European Union?s Institution for Alien and UFO Studies
stated, "as Norway is not part of the EU, we cannot address
the issue of the cat that has exploded. However, should
Norway wish to join the EU, we stand ready at any time to
send a recovery team to the area to analyze the remains and
list them in the EU Excessive Curiosity Index for the year in
which the explosion took place."
Norwegian Prime Minister Kjell Magne Bondevik commented
that the availability of such aid would be a factor when
parliament reconsiders EU membership.
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